“Roach Motel”? I think columnist Reguly meant “Hotel California”: Call it the Hotel Euro Union.
The beckoning lady with the Mercedes Benz and the pretty boys she calls friends invite the stranger to stay for the night. Such a lovely place. He ignores the voices down the corridor…This could be heaven or this could hell.
You can check-out any time you like, but you can never leave.
What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis.